(Facebook has taught me sooooooo much.)
All quotes were copied and pasted from Facebook exactly as they were written.
Ruthie M. G. agonizes with “Awwww...it's true, I never know what I'm gonna be in the mood to wear...The shoes are easy, black and brown sandals and flip flops in 2 colors...AND my Nikes for my long morning walks !!!”
I hear ya Ruthie M. G. I have a similar problem. I’m particularly partial to my Nine West retro wooden platform sling-back with 5" heel and 1" platform with stud accents for grocery shopping.
Anna V. R. announces “Day 1 of my raw food lunch deliveries - sushi and kale chips and cauliflower rice! With wheat free sauce!”
Congratulations Anna V. R., you have apparently developed the perfect low-cal, low-carb, low-fat, and absolutely taste-less, meal. You should write a cookbook full of these recipes, but make the pages ink-less as well.
Cathy F. offers “Start with the end in mind and the journey will be easy. Clear your mind of the obstacles, focus, have a clear vision of how it would be or look like. You must Dream big, be clear on your goals and remember I m possible.
Have an AWESOME day FRIENDS !!!”
It used to be “I’m OK. You’re OK.” But apparently the new mantra is “I’m possible. You’re possible.”
Elizabeth L.-A. says “There are 2 types of people in the world, those that sit at home on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and gaining weight by the minute, And then there are those that read books like "Success in 10 Steps" so they can learn the skills to be successful in Network Marketing. http://elarmy.mentoringforfree.com/”
Help me out here Elizabeth L.-A. In which of these categories do the peasants of Ethiopia, or the rebels in Libya, or the monks of Tibet fall?
Issaree S. says “There's only TWO types of people in the world; the ones that entertain and the ones that observe. Well baby, I'm a put-on-a-show kind of girl. DON'T like the backseat, gotta be first!"
OK. Now stop. Issaree S. and Elizabeth L.-A. need to get together and decide once and for all how many types of people there are in the world. However, if what Issaree S. means by her second category is that she reads Elizabeth L.-A.'s book, then there would be only three types of people in the world.
Lark M. warns us “If you hoot with the owls, you can’t soar with the eagles.”
I’m totally confused now. I thought if you walked with turkeys you could not fly with eagles. Besides, owls are thought to be really intelligent and wise; eagles are big dumb brutes. No thanks Lark M. I’ll just keep on hooting.
Doc Karen P. L. puts us on notice “Give me a little time. I'll be poking some people soon. Hope you've got what it takes to receive it.”
Judas Priest! I really like this Facebook friend, but this was totally unexpected, and it seems inappropriate for a university prof. Besides, my wife will not like this at all.
Alice B. wonders “why can't people understand how to use a traffic circle? Clearly posted is a yield sign not a stop sign! This means you don't have to stop unless a vehicle is already in the circle and you cannot enter safely...Idiots!! Now that I've vented hope everyone has a Happy Friday! ♥”
Yea, I wonder about this all the time. When I approach a traffic circle, I usually zip directly to the inner lane, go around the entire circle three or four times as fast as I can to build up centrifugal force, and then fling out into the outer lane before exiting the circle light-headed and giddy with excitement.
Heather S. “just loves the sort of people that only have time for you when they want something and as soon as they have it, you no longer exist!”
Now that I have your Facebook quote Frank, POOF!, I have already forgotten your name.
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